bluewhenskiesaregay:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the boys from fun. come to me

speaking words of wisdomimage

(Source: facedeepinthecancunsun, via yoouknow)

CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES ARE?

tespian-mage:

SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE

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NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL

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TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK

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NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK

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HOLY FUCK TREES STOP

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obliviousruska:

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

did you mean eurovision

(via myhopelessdreamx)

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

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wholockianperson:

pleasegodletmelive:

safe-behind-bars:

when the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums you should probably see a doctor 

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this fits in so many ways it’s not funny

(via all-the-skins)

getoffmybloghoe:

accidentally ripping out your own headphones image

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easykim:

thanks for your contribution bulbasaur you stupid flower

easykim:

thanks for your contribution bulbasaur you stupid flower

(Source: larvitarr, via cindersatmidnight)

rockpapertheodore:

pan2dapan:

cerberusdad:

i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie

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oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.

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free-as-a-cyber-bird:

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

is he the reincarnation of misha?

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wo-nderland:

groovymuttations:

what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot

can I call them toasty

im calling people toasty from now on ok

(Source: mako, via camelotgirl92)

lvysaur:

youhavetooletgo:

lvysaur:

x is my least favorite letter now because of math

Y?

i swear to fucking god

(via irene-adling)

spliffhaver:

spring has sprung motherfucker

spliffhaver:

spring has sprung motherfucker

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the-fandoms-are-cool:

thedorkknightbegins:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

swiftingthrough:

making my way downtown

what’s wrong with your coins did you bend them or something?

I believe that’s a British coin called a pence….That’s 50 pence

so you’re telling me
that British coins
aren’t even circular
I’m so done with Britain and their eurovision and polygonal coins 

the-fandoms-are-cool:

thedorkknightbegins:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

swiftingthrough:

making my way downtown

what’s wrong with your coins did you bend them or something?

I believe that’s a British coin called a pence….That’s 50 pence

so you’re telling me

that British coins

aren’t even circular

I’m so done with Britain and their eurovision and polygonal coins 

(via jalexlube)

wowstars:

cookieforyou-castiel:

pineappleexpression:

attekari:

macaroons-at-tiffanys:

manraybans:

oldmanstephanie:

jackalsfeast:

himynamesray:

Just your everyday problems.

did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag

the baby i’m gonna cry

well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?

Reblog again

the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”

who the fuck uses a spoon like that god damn

I AM CRYING

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