(Source: catho-lickmyballs, via carry-on-my-mustache-son)
what is happening
a good time
(Source: ampfantasy, via thats-slightly-raven)
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
My new Iron Man figure chasing his one true love.
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
(Source: 1800killmyself, via tomlison)
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
This gets better everytime I see this
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.
And now to conclude with Odin
It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted
(Source: tomhiddlestonftw, via jkawaii)
I really want a Wii game where you’re fighting Cybermen or Daleks from the Doctor’s point of view so the Sonic is your wiimote and you have to pilot the TARDIS with the nunchuck and yeah, I’d buy that.
why doesnt this exist already
Some asshole would make the last level a fight against the Weeping Angles.
[ religious mob noises in the distance ]
panicked queer noises
This is making me so angry I don’t know why
(Source: crookedruler, via yoouknow)
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange