May 2013
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
ezioauditoress:
im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this
justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
ejacutastic:
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
mightythesaurusrex:
tessaviolet:
azulaang:
older-aang:
theinvisiblemonsters:
abukkitofcelestialintent:
do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games
because if so then i need to see this happen at least once in my lifetime
if not more
well you’re in luck then
THAT. LAUGH.
Katie Perry was also one...
thestrangesherlcokian:
sherwat:
merrymepippin:
gotagedandagiveemhellattitude:
gnuliet:
hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
im lookin at u tom hiddleston
and you bonkyhort Cutiebrunch
bonkyhort Cutiebrunch
We all still know who this is.
ambiants:
ambiants:
what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
tequila mockingbird
cuddlefeyrac:
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
a-weeping-angel-just:
watchtheskytonight:
...
afuckinglesbian:
catswithbenefits:
scraggay:
ohnovak:
cookie dough ice cream more like ew why
unfollowed
blocked
reported
siempre-chill:
The internet is so convenient
what the fuck should i make for dinner
what the fuck should i listen to now
what the fuck should i do today
what the fuck should i do with my life
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
they-call-me-wonder-woman:
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
dean-tacos-cas:
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
mermaidpirate:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
lizzybees:
bebopit:
THESE ARE MACAROONS
THESE ARE MACARONS
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
I…actually did not know this.
My whole life is a lie.
diagondaley:
buttgenie:
i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset
