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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
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i haven’t been feeling great motivation- and self esteem-wise these past few days and so i decided to compile a list of things that make me feel better and then i thought maybe some of you could use it too so here even tho you’ve probably heard of most of this
- this mix bc life was easier in the 90s when we were young and carefree amirite
you know what’s the most unrealistic thing about harry potter
who the fuck gets 37 presents for birthday from their parents
i know right i always get 38
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when you want to talk to people but dont want to bother them
My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cutedid he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom ?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.
- Nine: I think I was in love once.
- Ten: Really? What was her name?
- Nine: Her name was Rose.
- Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
- Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
- Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
- Eleven: I love River!
- Nine: ...
- Ten: ...
- Eleven: I love Clara!
- Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
- Eleven: I love... fez.
- Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
- Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
i wish pizza fell from the sky with a little parachute and landed in my hands whenever i wanted a pizza
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